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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 120 points 6 months ago

Oh man, I have this problem to a high degree. Almost anywhere outside the home I'm embarrassed to masturbate. I feel this way at the grocery, the laundromat, even dentists office. Hospitals are intimidating, so it's a great place to start, but there are lots of places we should be putting these. Hopefully they come out with a portable version to make this something that we don't need to be embarrassed about anywhere really.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

Would be nice to see these in supermarkets and malls, maybe in restaurants so you could pay part of the bill in cum

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Well, it's more likely to catch on than real world applications of crypto at least.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Tbf crypto currencies were a good idea that got fucked up, this is fucked already

[-] MaoZedongers 1 points 5 months ago

good idea for what?

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

im sorry to say but its just a cope. these machines will never replace the experience of cranking one out in a public restroom

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