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submitted 10 months ago by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At this point it’s not just for kinks, it’s for modern sexuality and dating in general.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[–] Evia@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

What

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just eye licking.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just...

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?