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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Exactly like Brock Turner, rapist who got convicted to 3 months of wrist slapping.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rapist Allen Turner, aka rapist Brock Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) "twenty minutes of action"? That rapist Allen Turner (aka rapist Brock Turner)? The one who only served 3 months?!

[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we talking about convicted rapist Brock “Allen” Turner? The guy who was convicted for raping somebody and only got a 3 month sentence? That Brock “Allen” Turner?

[–] sqgl@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The one who lives in Dayton Ohio and goes by Allen these days?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, that's 3 whole months of punishment for "just a few minutes of action"

THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS FATHER SAID TO ATTEMPT TO APPEAL THE DECISION, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!