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I advise everyone to contact their loved ones and inform them of this possibility. I also advise having some codeword that would be used if there was an emergency and money needs to be sent.
For example is more than $100 is being asked for we have to share the code word or we should not transfer money.
The code word is Donkeyballs
Pashang.
Hey is me, your cousin. I'm kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won't cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.
This is for real.
Thanks.
Donkeyballs
Hey its me your 2nd uncle
I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help
I know we said over 100 for this but
Donkeyballs
Well thats about the time I noticed my uncle was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.