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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I would suggest reducing the amount of hummus to keep the amount of precious pita needed. Of course, raise the price because smaller dishes are fancier dishes.

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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Serve less hummus? Burn the witch!

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[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 months ago

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