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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has memory loss (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

This is written by an AI isn’t it?

[–] isildun@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago

This is an old greentext from before the "AI boom" so it's almost certainly not written by an AI. It switches from girlfriend to wife because the story is fake.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate that "written by AI" is the go-to accusation nowadays, and it's mostly made by people who can't tell the difference.

Humans can make up stories too, you know.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pretty sure this has been written by an AI.

A badly programmed one.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Girlfriend switched to wife during the story, if that indicates anything

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it indicates that the story is fake and written by a human. AI would do better, lol.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe he forgot the marriage

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I didn't spot any flags.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol

Phind: Sure, here's a 4chan style greentext about everything on the internet being fake:

Be me

Spend all day browsing the internet

Come across a news article about a new scientific discovery

Excitedly share it with friends

Later find out it was debunked

Feel like an idiot

Realize everything you thought you knew is a lie

Start doubting everything

Even start doubting your own existence

End up in a deep existential crisis

Decide to stop using the internet

But then realize I need it for work

Back to square one

Internet is full of lies

But also full of truth

Can't tell which is which anymore

Life is confusing

But at least I have my cat to keep me company

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 10 months ago