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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)
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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Walked all the way to your table with a plate!

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!