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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by Supervillain@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it is shaped like one...

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard you get it frequently.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The penis? I get the penis frequently?

I wish, but it's been a long time.