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Italian Immigrants Shopping In U.S. Grocery Stores Announce These Tomatoes No Good
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Everyone who has ever eaten a homegrown tomato knows that the shit they sell at grocery stores and fast food chains are paltry imitations, not even worthy of the tomato name.
That's what happens when you breed and grow tomatoes to survive industrial processing and shipping instead of flavor and texture.
I don't even like tomatoes and I agree that homegrown ones at least taste like something
You guys are really making me want to start growing some tomatoes