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[โ€“] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what happens when you breed and grow tomatoes to survive industrial processing and shipping instead of flavor and texture.

I don't even like tomatoes and I agree that homegrown ones at least taste like something

[โ€“] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You guys are really making me want to start growing some tomatoes