askchapo

Like shit, alien tech wear ain't touching my drip. Uniform but extremely pale complexion, like get some vitamins in your diet dumbass! No riz, I shouldn't have to explain this but 'hey, hello, how do you do, earthling? Could I interest you in an anal probe?' isn't exactly smooth. Aliens don't have a Bugatti (jank ass space frisbees are so uninspired), no ice or chains, their pad is probably sterile, they don't listen to jazz or hip hop, they don't game let alone even have a GameCube. They can vibe check you through telepathy but you can't vibe check their expressionless faces. If we're going off of the pic, it seems they don't have gender or genitals which is a W in some ways and an L in others, depending on your perspective. They're not sharing their technology with us, so they're clearly not comrades. Aliens suck, they're space incels.