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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spitting ice cold verses like he... I dunno, I haven't had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean... yeah, get a good rest:-D.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

~~With enough alcohol you can at least pass out~~

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

"*I* will give you rest maddafucka!" (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, come on, we all know there's no rest till Chronicles (1. Chr. 22:9, that is).

After that, it's another long haul till Matthew 11:28.

Time to knock back one of these bad boys and get crackin'

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy moley now that's a drink! :-P

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Refusing it would be unforgivable.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ephesians 5:18: put it in you.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What I got, you got to give it to your mamma
What I got, you've got to give it to your pappa
What I got, you got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

RHCP 5:9

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who are you who understands life, the universe and everything so well?

spoilerAre you 42?

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don't understand anything at all.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether you’re hungry…

Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put it back in the bowl after that:-).

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless it’s a toilet bowl…

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At which point we're back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P

The power of flush compels it.:-D

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Don't tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P