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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

Transactional.

Keeping score isn't love.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'd totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

"Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I'm adding the stickers myself, thanks".

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

Am I the only one alarmed that he's cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches?

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago

Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don't know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could've been over the course of a few months or longer.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker.

EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often.

EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Plot twist: daddy is bulemic.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

His face tells it

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

It is when you want mommy to reward your super duper work because your a very good boy.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but I wouldn't call my relationship with my mom "love" either.

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