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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Give Texas back to Mexico

Democrats regain their majority

No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz

No more little piss baby Greg Abbot

No more border “cRiSis”

One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Agree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Depends.

Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts?

I'd probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

That type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Totally! We'd welcome anyone who wouldn't want to stay in there.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That's how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

I sure hope not!

[–] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Meet them at the border with the national guard. We don't want another border crisis do we?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Ugh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly.

Sooooorry,

Yes, please. I want some of that universal health care.