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Americans Explain How They Would End The Israel-Hamas War (www.theonion.com)
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“Here’s how to end this once and for all: For the Palestinians, you confine them into two separate territories under duress, and for the Israelis, you give them an unlimited supply of weapons and funds. A positive outcome for both sides should come in a matter of days.”

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[–] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We could just drop a million people from a third nationality in there and see what happens

The scientific method.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Neither Israel nor Palestine will stand before the might of Brazil 2