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Americans Explain How They Would End The Israel-Hamas War (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“Here’s how to end this once and for all: For the Palestinians, you confine them into two separate territories under duress, and for the Israelis, you give them an unlimited supply of weapons and funds. A positive outcome for both sides should come in a matter of days.”

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Neither Israel nor Palestine will stand before the might of Brazil 2

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