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Woman Who Had Almost Formed Healthy Sense Of Self Rejoins Social Media (www.theonion.com)
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[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Uggg do you guys also constantly get asked for your insta?

Like every time I consider it again and every time I think it's a bad idea to even try it.

Those followers aren't your friends any way. You'll just have another item on your list with the name of a person you met once at a party years ago.