This is why I only use antisocial media.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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Fuck you.
Fuck you.
That means it's working.
Fuck you too.
Uggg do you guys also constantly get asked for your insta?
Like every time I consider it again and every time I think it's a bad idea to even try it.
Those followers aren't your friends any way. You'll just have another item on your list with the name of a person you met once at a party years ago.