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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500 (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago

No need to attack a valid profession

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.

That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.