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His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.
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Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.
That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.
His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts
Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.
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