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...you really gonna throw out a teaser like that without giving us a list of corresponding games??
You got counter strike source
I can't tell if counter strike would be a human or hobgoblin video game.
Not too familiar with jrpgs, my best suggestion is that you'd probably have to combine Tactics Ogre (for the hour long fights) with something else
minus the FPS, this is just dwarf fortress
I'm pretty sure this is a reference to a specific game but can't remember much about it
definitely the campaign for north africa (or any other game by Simulations Publications)
halfling games: I've got nothing
goblin games: the gacha screams "any online card game", and the moba should be easy to find too. Left as an exercise to the reader.
orc game: I'm thinking this is about 10% of the games on newgrounds. You'll find these amongst general flash game collections for sure
The first sentence for goblin games is Hades. The second is EDF.
...Hades isn't a gatcha or "collectathon" though.
Spoken like an Alpha Warden.
Lol what?? I don't think either of those are accurate.
EDF has my vote for a goblin game
EDF?
Chikyuu Boueigun, or Earth Defense Force, is a series of low-budget horde shooters developed by Sandlot and published by D3 Publisher. In each game, the earth has been invaded by aliens, who deploy such B-movie tropes as giant insects, flying saucers, huge combat robots, giant green men, and godzillas against humanity. In most games, you play a normal infantryman. In 4.1 and 5, you can choose between normal infantryman, a slow-but-strong power-armour soldier, a fast-but-fragile jetpack girl, or the guy who calls in airstrikes. In any case, you acquire new and stronger weapons in a sort of "gacha" system; slain enemies occasionally drop crates that contain one random weapon, and you won't find out what it is until the mission ends. There's a lot of weapon variety, and you choose 2 weapons to bring with you into each mission, so there's some good fun to be had exploring for synergistic loadouts.
The story is absurd, hammy B-movie fare, written and dubbed with a lot of heart. Most of the games are 4-player coop. It's one of my favourite serieses of all time. I'd recommend starting at 5, because it's available on Steam, it has the most QoL (it's one of those series where each new game feels like the previous game, just.. more and better) and they reboot the chronology every odd game anyway so you're not missing out on anything much. And also because it has aliens who look exactly like humans! 🐸
Grew up on the SNES and the only EDF I could think of was.... Earth Defense Force. But apparently a different game by the same name.
You just brought me WAY back lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poh_C9hrsMM&ab_channel=PEG
I played it too as a kid. Yep! Totally unrelated, just convergent evolution. The Japanese armed forces are called the JSDF; Japan's Self-Defense Force (because after WWII, part of their surrender included agreeing to disband their army, so they instead created a Self-Defense Force that's deeefinitely not an army). So clearly, the guys who protect the whole Earth are the Earth Defense Force!
It has two eyes and a mouth! I can't shoot it!
"They look just like us!"