discostjohn

Whenever anyone in my friend group discusses zombie survival, the default assumption is that we're discussing slow zombies, because it's universally understood that there's no good fast zombies survival situation

I agree. People are getting all riled up for no good reason.

I think you're hilarious.

Straight up. I wish it was in the description on Netflix, too

Hey, you're rad!

What the fuck

Lmao, you're pooping on the parties

Like what?

Wow, that looks incredible

My first thought was also BonesOfTheMoon

This guy acting like he doesn't butter snack

Slice off a pad and pop it on a plate, then microwave it a little.

I don't know if that's how you're supposed to do it, but it sure as hell works.