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Too coherent but am excellent impression regardless
Could’ve just been mid-late 00s Donnie from the Trump Steaks era
But yeah modern Trump would go on a tangent abt a diner owner who thanked him for the covid checks revitalizing his business, then talk about how rude the waiters in Boston are in contrast or smth before attacking Ed Markey