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More believable for a Linux OS (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You call that russian roulette? This is real russian roulette. Dying is a 1/6 probability.

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import random

barrel = [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1]
random.shuffle(barrel)

print("Russian Roulette")
for i in barrel:
  input("Press enter to shoot")
  if i == 1:
    print("You are dead.")
    exit()
  else:
    print("Phew. You survived.")

[–] librecat@lemmy.basedcount.com 20 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I love this, except for i i hate i.

[–] saroh@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And maybe the fact that you have to continue until the gun actually fires :|

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You can ~~quit~~ control-c at any point. Sometimes, the game plays you.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

but it's easier than thinking of a useful variable name.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

bullet_idx

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

Like bullet?

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I always use i because I'm too lazy to type out iterator when I'm making my garbage spaghetti code that will support infrastructure for years

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 1 points 7 months ago

I like it, i for int easy to remember. I also use i, j, k as u it vectors and remember at what depth of a multidimentional array in working at.

[–] winky9827b@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You forgot the switch.