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Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
I never heard of pooping being called that
You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?
Another good one!
Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.
He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.