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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never heard of pooping being called that

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Another good one!

[–] Rumbelows@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.