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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I never heard of pooping being called that

[–] Rumbelows@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.

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