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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:

It doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes.

  • Jimmy Pop Ali esq 'i wish I was queer so I could get chicks' ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

And let's not forget his other banger: "There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, cause the scent of a woman's like rotten tomatoes."

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:

'I'm snorkeling for clams and doesn't matter if I wanna be, don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny'

[-] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

Name was Russell.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Does she look pregnant although she's not?

this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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