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[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People who think people with big age gaps have nothing to talk about clearly have never worked retail.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah we all talk about crankin' hogs

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Unironically my 30 year old ass and the teens I work with just keep doing slightly more tame Cum Town bits while closing the store.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As stated previous, dudes rock

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

As Stav would say: hell yeah dude

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When I was in high school I was talking Elden Ring with my coworker and the 48 year old joined in lol loved that guy

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please do not refer to events that happened a little under 2 years ago as "back in high school" I cannot weather psychic damage this severe

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Ya it's really making me feel like an old kingdom era mummy

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what if closing the store was chinese and gay

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Cum Town but they work closing shift in a hardware store

Adam: "Uhhh, I think your drawer is short two dollars."

Nick: "I think your penis is shorter than two inches."

Stav: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Nick: "You guys wanna drink Mickey's and play Halo at my place after?"

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

It's even more universally relatable than sports.