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Christian Man Persecuted Simply For Driving 90 Miles Per Hour In School Zone (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends how devout. They're not supposed to drink, so probably not.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Your instance decided to shut itself down. Mind reposting that image on another instance (and potentially considering moving your account) once it's back up?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Muslims probably would be immediately assumed to be terrorists