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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 93 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Once in a Reddit gift exchange i told someone that “i like the onion” and i was gifted a coffee table book about onions. To this day i don’t know if the man was a master troll or if he just thought i liked onions.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My secret santa match said they like onions... I'm never doin' this shit again, redditors are weird." - That person, probably

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's in that book? I like onions, so I feel like I could maybe learn something.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well shit, that looks delicious.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You should get a book from the Onion and put the dust jacket on the onion book

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends how devout. They're not supposed to drink, so probably not.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.

Your instance decided to shut itself down. Mind reposting that image on another instance (and potentially considering moving your account) once it's back up?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Muslims probably would be immediately assumed to be terrorists