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submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com -3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You workes are just scared of a sigma male mindset

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Jimmy pull up that video of the gorilla. That thing could rip you apart, man.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

what, you're afraid of being worke? you'd rather be alseep?