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Kids Explain How They’re Brainwashed By The ‘Woke’ Public School Agenda (www.theonion.com)
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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago

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Josephine Warlin, 8
"Our school mascot is a safe needle disposal box."

Kyle Lowe, 12
"Unfortunately, my underfunded school can only afford the most basic propaganda."