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God Unveils Plans To Bulldoze Heaven For Luxury Condos (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What's next? They're going to make heaven a smoke-free zone? I can go back to puffing away if I get there, right? Right?

[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Absolutely, with no ill health effects and it will smell beautiful to everyone else around.