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God Unveils Plans To Bulldoze Heaven For Luxury Condos (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 months ago

We paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Wait until they hear about the HOA dues

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Remember when the joke used to be strip malls with huge parking lots?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What's next? They're going to make heaven a smoke-free zone? I can go back to puffing away if I get there, right? Right?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Absolutely, with no ill health effects and it will smell beautiful to everyone else around.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

The urbanists will be thrilled to hear it.