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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 120 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ninja is not an obsolete job! They've just become so stealthy and cunning that no one realizes they're still around πŸ₯·πŸ«₯

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 60 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 83 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know... That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think...

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

They'll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 20 points 11 months ago

That's what they want you to believe.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

How's Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We're just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a "ninja" !

Come on that's like talking about fight club...

[–] RatBin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.