Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know... That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think...

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

They'll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 20 points 9 months ago

That's what they want you to believe.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

How's Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We're just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a "ninja" !

Come on that's like talking about fight club...

[–] RatBin@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They stll work today, protecting sports memorabilia. They are the ninja baseball batman.