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submitted 9 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

Don't let yourselves be fooled guys. He's trying to lure you in with a special offer just so that he can crank the prices up once you're hooked.