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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)
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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

You can negate the debuff entirely if you wrap meat in dough. God can't see through dough. Easy exploit

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