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My wife was unimpressed by Vim (programming.dev)
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[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 34 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Divorce.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 27 points 7 months ago

He tried, but he doesn't know how to exit.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Vidorce.

[–] Dempf@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

:q!

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you'll be fine

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!

[–] RiQuY@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Vimorce