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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 88 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it'll be on the lips?

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be fine.

[–] kozy138@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"

[–] UsernameHere@lemmings.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That's obviously OC so what are you talking about?

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

He's doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭