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The taste of water (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It also tastes like TV static

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My buddy once bought a few cans of Space Coke for us to try. I told him it tasted like TV static. He said "well technically, TV static is interference from space, so it literally tastes like space".

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear; foot stuck in mouth

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just like me on a date!

Heyyoooo!

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooh! Self burn, those are rare!

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

May my self immolation warm your heart.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

You mean when your foot wakes up?

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 4 points 10 months ago

Sparkling water tastes like coins to me.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I love the raspberry & lime foot falling asleep