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submitted 8 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] somewhiteguy@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Imagine the Super-Bug that would be created from this kind of thing.

Either it would destroy the world, or New York would become a complete haven of people totally immune to nearly all diseases.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

They would definitely come with single use plastic tips.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's already a Dr Who episode, with the whole backed up traffic.

[–] acid_falcon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Hah that's actually two different episodes, but they took place at the same time