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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

How the fuck does that work?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

McDonald's workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Some clown at head office.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I would say it's management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald's managers actually take their job seriously.