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Lemmy can help (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] GoddessOfGouda@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Just use the lobby bathrooms at the hotel. If he loves you he’ll understand and be thankful.

Source: have done this myself

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 months ago

Y'all ladies need to read Everybody Poops if you think you need to sneak off to lobby bathrooms.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

No. If I have to hide my poop he doesn't really love me

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's the way.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

This is the strat

[–] Norgoroth@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is the best option. Go "ask for an extra towel". "