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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 90 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows

[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago

I want you to know this was an angry upvote

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He can get another boy for that.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

[–] Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago