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The Onion boutta do whatever tf it wants (lemmy.world)
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[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Already, our trained technicians are navigating through the website and deleting every instance of the letter “T.” Soon, they will move onto the letter “E.”

[–] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer

[–] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yah I would hink so

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

Oh no! Wha will w do wihout and ?