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J.K. Rowling Explains Goblin Rebellions Were About States’ Rights (hard-drive.net)

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 51 points 6 months ago

Rowling’s publisher, Little, Brown, and Company, issued a statement in defense of the author. “Mrs Rowling is a genius author, whose tremendous ability should not be questioned. ... Now please stop distracting her, we need her to focus her attention on finishing her next book ‘The Evil Man in the Dress Who Tweeted Mean Things at Smart Authors and Killed All the Women’“

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