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J.K. Rowling Explains Goblin Rebellions Were About States’ Rights (hard-drive.net)

submitted 8 months ago by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Haus@kbin.social 95 points 8 months ago

That sense of relief when you check which community a post is in.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 70 points 8 months ago (1 children)

100% would have believed this

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 34 points 8 months ago

Nah, she's British.

They're about the Collapse of the Empire and Why That's Bad

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 51 points 8 months ago

Rowling’s publisher, Little, Brown, and Company, issued a statement in defense of the author. “Mrs Rowling is a genius author, whose tremendous ability should not be questioned. ... Now please stop distracting her, we need her to focus her attention on finishing her next book ‘The Evil Man in the Dress Who Tweeted Mean Things at Smart Authors and Killed All the Women’“

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

squints in firefly