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submitted 6 months ago by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

and suicidal passengers

who reach a vibes-based consensus to drop out of the air every other flight